12 Days of Tiger Woods’ Christmas
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, Tiger sent to me,
Twelve waitresses serving,
Eleven cell phones ringing,
Ten reporters peeping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-blogging,
Seven texts awaiting,
Six police a-caving,
Five Golden Clubs!
Four call girls,
Three pre nups,
Two ER visits,
And an Escalade in the neighbors tree!
Thanks Jay Pinsonnault of Jay Pince Tours for crafting this one!! He’s without Twitter, can be found at http://www.jaypincetours.com.
